A million times better. Did this dude make you have to constantly swallow your stomach bile? Every time he opened his oddly miniature mouth, that looked like a Disney character, I almost threw up from embarrassment. Ladies out there, did you all have to go on real dates like this? It seems like there are many strange men out there...who "sing" as well, what the...
Let's move on to the partially deaf guy that no one is talking about. It's a little rude, but why hasn't anyone asked him why he talks like he lives with a terminal sinus infection and swollen tonsils. Let's forget about the awesome tattoo of the shield guarding his heart, that should be guarding he's ego that will surely be destroyed after this show. Also, he turns pink so quickly...like a little baby lobster who just climbed out of the pot.
I hope they do an after show where I can host and help them tap into some self awareness. Here are some quick lessons:
1. Don't sing unless you know you're good-if you don't know, ask me, not family or people in church-they lie. Even if you do sing really well, keep it a surprise; it's better if it's unexpected. Having someone serenade you is always uncomfortable, trust me I had a girl do that to me with a small child on her lap, in my car-I hurt for her.
2. Ease up on the one liners and the prolonged eye contact-staring is always rude...and again, uncomfortable.
3. Don't be a weatherman-ever. And if by some curse from the previous life you are, just try not to talk about the forecast in your personal life and other weather related jokes or your life will be stormy...with a high chance for suck.
Ladies, I turn it over to you for dating reality comments. Please tell me what some guys have said or hopefully sang to you.